Population | 3.012 billion |
Currency | terrible money |
Animal | terrible animal |
The Republic of Terrible farming nation 416 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.012 billion Terrible farming nation 416ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Terrible farming nation 416ian economy, worth 268 trillion terrible monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,994 terrible monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Terrible farming nation 416ians, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible farming nation 416's national animal is the terrible animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Terrible farming nation 416 is ranked 201,516th in the world and 4,322nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Terrible farming nation 416 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Terrible farming nation 416ians.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
- : Terrible farming nation 416 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, cities in Terrible farming nation 416 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible farming nation 416, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.